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This listing is for ONE (1) Crystal Tombstone with Engraved "Here Lies My Last F***" - You Choose Stone. RK26B87
This hilarious crystal tombstone that says "Here Lies My Last Fuck" is the perfect Halloween decor and gift option for those friends with a snarky sense of humor. Available in four stone options: Purple Fluorite, Black Obsidian, Larvikite, and Nephrite Jade.
Why You'll Love It:
Humorous: Great as a joke gift, those with a snarky or dark sense of humor will definitely love it.
Ease of Display: The flat base makes this crystal tombstone convenient to display on any flat surface.
Halloween-Themed: Perfect for interior Halloween decor!
Product Details:
Content: Crystal Tombstone with Engraved "Here Lies My Last F***"
STOCK PHOTO: Each crystal tombstone will vary in size, color, and characteristics due to the natural properties of each crystal and being handmade.
Crystal Tombstone with Engraved "Here Lies My Last F***" - You Choose
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