Name: Crystal Tombstone with Engraved "Here Lies My Last F***" - You Choose Stone
Brand: Rock Paradise
SKU: RK26B87A
Price: 28.0 USD
Availability: InStock

Crystal Gravestone with Engraved "Here Lies My Last F***" - You Choose Stone - Purple Fluorite variant labeled

Crystal Gravestone with Engraved "Here Lies My Last F***" - You Choose Stone - Larvikite variant in hand for size reference with other variants in background on stone platter with props and plants

Crystal Gravestone with Engraved "Here Lies My Last F***" - You Choose Stone - Purple Fluorite, Black Obsidian, Larvikite, and Nephrite Jade variants in row on stone platter with props and plants in the background

Crystal Gravestone with Engraved "Here Lies My Last F***" - You Choose Stone - Black Obsidian variant labeled

Crystal Gravestone with Engraved "Here Lies My Last F***" - You Choose Stone - Larvikite variant labeled

Crystal Gravestone with Engraved "Here Lies My Last F***" - You Choose Stone - Nephrite Jade variant labeled

$28.00

Stone

Purple Fluorite

Black Obsidian

Larvikite

Nephrite Jade

Low stock - 2 items left
Inventory on the way

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9144 Deering Avenue
Back Entrance
Los Angeles CA 91311
United States

This listing is for ONE (1) Crystal Tombstone with Engraved "Here Lies My Last F***" - You Choose Stone. RK26B87

This hilarious crystal tombstone that says "Here Lies My Last Fuck" is the perfect Halloween decor and gift option for those friends with a snarky sense of humor. Available in four stone options: Purple Fluorite, Black Obsidian, Larvikite, and Nephrite Jade.

Why You'll Love It:

Humorous: Great as a joke gift, those with a snarky or dark sense of humor will definitely love it.
Ease of Display: The flat base makes this crystal tombstone convenient to display on any flat surface.
Halloween-Themed: Perfect for interior Halloween decor!

Product Details:

Content: Crystal Tombstone with Engraved "Here Lies My Last F***"
STOCK PHOTO: Each crystal tombstone will vary in size, color, and characteristics due to the natural properties of each crystal and being handmade.
Measures approx.: 2.75" tall x 2.125" x 1"

Variants:

Purple Fluorite
Black Obsidian
Larvikite
Nephrite Jade

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